#incorrect ii

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

Robin! Jason: Robin gives me magic! :D

Constantine: *suspicious side eye glaring* Hm....

Bruce: oh come on, just because I have a high chance of being consumed by evil if I do magic -which is why I'm not allowed to do magic- doesn't mean he will! That's just a kid's saying! Constantine: uh huh -------------------------------

Red hood! Jason: *all-blades in hand* Sup motherfuckers guess who's back Constantine: I FUCKING KNEW IT

[stephcasstruther]

It’s a common occurrence in Wayne manor for someone to walk in on Tim, completely lost in thought, sitting in the classic supervillain pose of sitting with his legs wide and his fingertips pressed against each other with his head tilted down a bit, see below for reference

He doesn’t do it on purpose, his body just naturally moves to this position whenever he’s Scheming™️.

Jason: Why is Tim sitting like he’s about to beat me with a crowbar?

Dick: Shh, he’s thinking.

Jason: About what?

Steph: Ra’s Al Ghul is fucking with him again and he needs to figure out his next move

Jason: And that explains the supervillain pose?

Dick: Yeah he does that sometimes

Bruce: You should hear how he laughs once he figures something out. It even scares me sometimes.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Obi-Wan: Today I realized I am old.

Cody: What do you mean?

Obi-Wan: I fell over while training with Anakin, and instead of laughing, he ran over to see if I was okay.

Cody:

Obi-Wan, tearing up: I saw genuine fear in his eyes.

[nomnombitez]

FOR MY JACE GIRLIES OUT THERE!

[brattypagansub]

Soap: *hands Ghost something who instinctively takes it without hesitation*

Ghost: *looks at it* Johnny what is this?

Soap: *proudly* it’s a hang in there kitty sticker

Ghost:

Soap:

Soap: *deflating* I’ll take it back

Ghost ‘heart eyes Riley: no chance in hell Johnny I earned this back up *leans over to kiss the man fully* thanks love

Soap: *eyes lighting up again* glad I could help Lt

[sodamnbored]

Jason: Hey come on, you’re definitely gonna get into college, no doubt.

Percy, sighing: I hope so. It’s just…sometimes I just feel like the biggest fuck up in the world, you know?

Jason, hand on his shoulder comfortingly: If only you could see yourself through my eyes.

Percy: *looking at him expectantly*

Jason: You’d be amazed at how blurry you are.

[sylkithecat]

I think I've seen this film before-

[yandereunsolved]

Parental figure reader accidentally collecting all of the pathetic meow meow yandere nobles—

Yandere Aemond: "It is good to speak with you again. I-I... uhm... would you like to brush and braid my hair again? I-I only ask because you were so fond of doing it the first time." awkwardly holding a brush in his hand and looking at you like a child eagerly waiting for the approval of their guardian.

Yandere Aegon: "Apologies, brother. As the king, I request that they join me in the garden so that we may go over... plans." Just wants to cuddle them and needs a coverup.

Yandere Lucerys: "They promised to teach me how to tie different sailor knots! You even said that we could go explore the harbor, some beaches, and other stuff!"

Yandere Helaena: "Our bugs? You said you would help me catalog all of my new bugs in our special notebook. There is no possible way for the ink to meet the page and create words otherwise. You are the keeper of the parchment. The one who can hold a quill with far more skill than I."

Yandere Jacaerys sitting in the chair next to reader having been possessively by their side the entire day. "If it so pleases them, they should stay here with me. They have had such an exhausting week, and the morrow will be even busier for them."

Yandere Baela and Rhaena are allowed to cling onto reader because Jacaerys doesn't want to seem jealous of them in front of you.

[glitter-stained]

Once again reminding y'all that there is no basis in Jason's og post-crisis robin run for the claim that he and Dick "barely knew each other" or "didn't get along".

"but they only interacted twice!" Yeah, over 30 jaybin issues, most of which focusing on Batman storylines. Do y'all also assume that during the three years Jason was Robin, Batman and Robin only got involved in 10-15 cases?

They only interacted on-screen twice. (And they were very cute the whole time.) Dick grieved that kid. He wasn't a footnote, he haunted him. They went on a ski-trip together.

The claim that jaybin and dick were not close based on a count of their shared issues that doesn't account for scaling is a personal headcanon, and the insistence on claiming it as canon based on early post-crisis is bizarre.

People be going after jason fans calling shit fanon over some bold takes tbh, yeah, obviously they don't have the on-screen history dick and timbin have, have you seen how big tim's robin run is? They decided to kill-off jaybin after less than 30 issues and y'all act like that just invalidates one of the few deep and meaningful relationships he had jaybin fans can never have a win.

[nalyniavadelletargaryen]

*Aegon putting the twins to sleep for once*

Jaehaera & Jaehaerys: Can we keep the candles lit, father?

Aegon II, tucking them in: And provide the monsters with a beacon to find you? Use your heads my little dragons.

Jaehaera & Jaehaerys, permanently terrified:….

Aegon II, internally: I am such a wonderful father!..

[n-i-m-u-e]

a kind of sequel of this, because I can't get their Dumb&Dumber energy out of my head

[ophelieverse]

Alicent: “I like Ser Criston cole.Thoughts?”

Gwayne: “And prayers.Girl what?”

[poppitron360]

Basically the end of TLH:

Leo: Hey guys! I’m gonna build this big fucking boat based on this crayon drawing that I did one time when I was five.

Everyone: That’s… gonna take you years.

Leo: Nah bro imma do it in six months.

Everyone: How? Why?

Leo: Well, I have a combination of ADHD and childhood trauma that makes me feel worthless if I’m not constantly moving, so… boat!

Everyone: OR! OR! Therapy.

Leo: Nah. Boat.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[laufeysan]

Helaena: When I told you to bring something back from the beach I meant like a seashell or something!

Aegon, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you didn’t fucking say that!

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Tim: Hello Vulture

Jason: Vulture? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Tim: We’ll the rest of us are birds. You need to be one. Fit the theme

Jason: And you chose Vulture?

Tim:. They’re a larger bird with a red head that are associated with death. You’ve got to admit it fits pretty well.

Jason: *begrudgingly grumbles in agreement* Still not my name though

Tim: I won’t call you it in front of goons just on comms. Think of it as a code name